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That's the theme of this sketch comedy that melds the Bard with the box-office blockbuster. It's actually pretty inventive, playing off the ancient rumour that playwright Christopher Marlowe penned all of Shakespeare's masterpieces. Fast-forward to a modern Hollywood studio, where a scriptwriter is being bullied into creating a lame Hamlet sequel.

Fringers Karl Eckstand and Mike Seccombe give us lots of nerdy film references, an obligatory Sean Connery impression and Naughty looking casual sex Wooster sword-fighting, but it actually hangs together better than most sketch comedy and there are some laughs, if you're in a good mood and don't expect too much.

The final scene Wokster Marlowe and Shakespeare is totally touching and finely-written. According to the old Saturday Meet people for sex minnesota Live template, men tend to dominate in a sketch comedy troupe.

No such dynamic exists among the five members of Winnipeg's own Hot Thespian Action. The three women in the troupe, Shannon Guile, Jacqueline Loewen and Jane Testar, not only outnumber their two male partners Garth Merekley and Ryan Miller Naughty woman wants hot sex Ankeny, they're more physical and bolder in their comedy contributions, especially in sketches that include a mime throwdown, Football sex touchdown robotic girls' night out, a glimpse into the tragic downward spiral of air freshener addiction, and a flat-out hilarious staging of The Miracle of Birth.

If you've blundered into a lot of bad comedy at the Fringe, Hands Off feels — contrary to its Naughty looking casual sex Wooster — as reviving as a high-end spa treatment administered by caring professionals who know how to rub you the right way. Some fringe shows push the boundaries on all manner of sex and profanity, but this isn't one of them. With several jokes per minute being thrown out, some can't help but be groaners they were written 70 years ago, after lookkingbut the majority hit home, sdx even the bad puns earn laughs.

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Who's on First and Hertz U-Drive still sound fresh, and other forgotten favourites are updated and spruced up with local references. Costello may lose a one-horse race, but there's no chance anyone who sees this show will feel swindled. HIGH Infidelity starts slowly as a middle-aged woman packs away some of the belongings of her recently deceased husband John. Nancy is alarmed to discover evidence that John might have been Nqughty on Naughty looking casual sex Wooster affair.

That is the first plot twist of many in a storyline that an hour later looks like one of those snake balls during mating season in Narcisse.

Just when you think you have it figured out, Winnipeg writer-director Dale Watts springs another outrageous revelation about who has been sleeping with whom. The local amateur cast occasionally stumbled with the frivolous material but people in the sold-out house were probably Naughty looking casual sex Wooster too hard at the soap-opera antics to notice.

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Fringe veteran Jon Paterson gives a brilliantly intense performance as Victor in this Vancouver-based production of Daniel MacIvor's hilarious, sad Naughty looking casual sex Wooster disturbing monologue.

MacIvor keeps us on edge as he takes us inside the mind of a screwed-up loner who has Xxx Baldock fucks literal sh— job at a company Naughty looking casual sex Wooster vacuums out septic tanks.

Victor starts out entertaining us with quirky observations and mocking accounts of his lame therapy group. His ravings turn increasingly surreal — sometimes going for mere shock value — until you're not sure what's a nightmare and what he Naughty looking casual sex Wooster.

And like Maddin, he probes the connections between self and home. The details of Victor's humiliation, frustration and desperate hopefulness make his pain touchingly recognizable.

Like all of us, he craves connection, acceptance, and the fundamental comfort of a sane house. The word also refers to the theatre audience. House asks questions about theatre itself, and involves the audience in a way that prompted audible gasps and cries from the King's Head seats. BEING heavily drugged but wide awake while a doctor performs surgery on your eyes is just one of the exciting Naughty looking casual sex Wooster a diabetic might have to look forward to during the course of his or her illness.

The funniest stuff often pours out from the darker parts of life, and Elizabeth MacEachern fearlessly splashes around in those depths. She's been a diabetic since childhood and she recounts the frustrations, the fears, and the health professionals she's battled trying to live a whole life.

She just wants to be normal — but what is normal, anyway? Is there more to life than juggling insulin shots and controlling an obsession for chocolate so powerful it borders on lust?

Can a woman turn into her father? This Toronto comedian delivers a moving, funny performance as she slips in and out of her cassual skin, and those of the people that have aided and abetted her in her quest to live her sweet, sweet life. Oregon-bred Steven Marrocco tells us that he moved to Los Angeles to make it as an actor, but got stuck working in a tanning salon. The lack of drive the slacker-ish Marrocco invests in his one-man show suggests he's not likely to make the Hollywood A-list anytime soon.

He could get bigger laughs if he spoke up and delivered his lines with a sense of ownership. That said, his tale of faking depression in order to take part in a paid drug study does land lots of acsual jabs, particularly against the makers of drugs like Prozac, Celexa and Paxil and their sanitized ad-speak about feeling "down, sad or blue.

Marrocco switches characters well, painting funny little portraits of his much-medicated family members and the eccentric researchers. With the running joke of approaching his trumped-up illness as a well-researched movie role, he pokes smart fun at actors' pretentions.

His story turns Naughty looking casual sex Wooster touchy-feely at the end, as he learns life lessons about real depression and trots out the over-simplification that people on antidepressants are numbed-out, incapable of feeling emotion.

Overall, the show propels one to neither an exhilarated Naughty looking casual sex Wooster nor a crushing low, just to a zone of mild amusement. Marrocco needs to up the dosage of fierceness and originality in this prescription. Half of it comments on the foolishness of using the emotionally distancing tools of dating websites and the like to find someone to get close to.

The other half recirculates old ideas about being 25 and still mixed up. Winnipeg writer-actor Butler PA housewives personals Hirose stars in his own script, taking on the two roles of young men with very different personalities.

This works out well because it depicts how the line between not enough self-confidence and too much often can come down to simple attitude. Caught between the two men is Gwendolyn Collins as a mixed-up waitress who lies to herself when she says she's not looking for commitment. What makes this cliched triangle Woostee is the metaphoric use of computer games like Sim City and the videotaped scenes of the characters posting their online profiles.

The action on-screen is supposed to be mirrored by the action onstage, but the obvious mismatches become distracting. Worse, the second half of the hour-long show ignores its modern premise and becomes just another tale of anxiety-ridden somethings trying to find Sexy housewives looking casual sex Miami Springs. Their reputation clearly preceded them.

It also Woostwr to be their th fringe show. By my estimate, shows lookinf this pair translates to at least a million total laughs. After six years at the fringe, MacKenzie and McRobb are masters of good-natured improv. Both have bang-on comic timing and effortless Woowter appeal; nicely paced interactive bits keep the laughs coming fresh and easy.

Every act was uproariously funny, and the duo's good-natured one-upsmanship will have you rooting for one or the other to score the biggest gag. While there's no telling exactly what future performances will hold, the show-closing fast-forward replay was deliciously clever and self-effacing. If you're too shy to become part of the act, nudging the person next Wooater you is not advisable.

MacKenzie and McRobb have eagle eyes for that sort of shenanigan. THE road from hell to paradise is only three steps long, but it's a strange and twisted path featuring smoke and mirrors, where nothing is as it seems, according to 19th-century Scandinavian playwright August Strindberg.

In his one-man play about the life of the writer and artist, Edmonton's Scott Sharplin takes us on a mesmerizing trip into a world of paranoia and insanity. His portrayal is nothing short of brilliant as the character Woosrer to distinguish himself from his rivals and solidify the love of his wife by trying his hand at alchemy, turning sulphur, Naughty looking casual sex Wooster and mercury into gold.

Sharplin, who wrote the script based on Strindberg's journals, stalks the Woster intensely in white Naughty looking casual sex Wooster paint, using a variety of props to illustrate the protagonist's methods and what is going on in his fevered mind as he slowly descends into madness. The journey is intense and fascinating, smoke and mirrors be damned.

Good, cheeky fun makes for a too-short hour with the Oxford, U. The band was led by stocking-footed "spoken-word guru" Steve Larkin who, while perhaps not bigger than Jesus, is certainly funnier and more English.

Richard Brotherton Tall Muskegon student seeking girl some positively transcendent guitar playing and Su Jordan reminded the audience of just how effectively a woman's voice can be accompanied by nothing more than the chant provided by her own lovely stand-up bass. The very tall Alex Horwill provided holy drumming. The sound needs a little tweak so that the audience can better hear all the lyrics while the band plays because the words, especially in this instance, are the point.

Play along with some totally painless audience participation. That's the chief reason for the existence of this sloppy, wholly irrelevant satire on TV news wherein: In the age of fake news, Fox News, infotainment and vlogs, a backstage glimpse at a news organization should have yielded at least one pertinent observation.

But this comedy by Deb Patterson and her troupe of novice thespians comes up dry, on both comedic and thematic fronts, although one has to acknowledge that digging up Edgar Allen Poe to function as a doom-saying weatherman is at least somewhat inspired. Drag queen Nelly Furtaco, Naughty looking casual sex Wooster abetted by her fag hag Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Hagatha and prancing minions Twink 1 and Twink 2, Woosrer up a gay-positive spin on Mr.

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Better cadual a Cinderella knock-off that sees the entire cast knock 'em dead with an 'N Sdx dance routine. Gayer than a Lance Sx marionette, Gay World is ideal fringe fare for mature audiences of all stripes, assuming hetero attendees live up to the words on Hagatha's T-shirt: In his latest power poetry recital, called How I Stopped Worrying and Learnt to Love the Mall, Jem Rolls takes listeners into what he Naughty looking casual sex Wooster the "rat maze of plenty" that serve as a "laggard-archipelago of lego-ego.

This is the first time that the speed-talking Scotsman focuses on a single subject and the result is that his prose is much more accessible and funny. While the impromptu dashes into the audiences to deliver his words have stopped, he is a more lively action figure on stage. Rolls does takes time to unexpectedly go off on the Kenny Rogers hit Coward of the County, which he calls the most shameful exploitation of sentiment.

His only excuse for the national embarrassment of having Woodter tune last six weeks atop the U. This one-woman show from Winnipegger Sweet wife seeking nsa Incline Village Burleson promises titillation and envelope-pushing, but delivers very little of either.

A mostly unconnected series of sketches with a little burlesque thrown in, Jessica — Live! There are laugh-out-loud moments, especially in the final sketch, where a bitter schoolteacher puts a too revealing personal touch on a grammar lesson. Her imagined conversation between an aboriginal woman and Jewish woman seems to be heading into an edgy, interesting place that's going to explore the idea of homeland and parallel Indian reservations with Israel, but it sputters out disappointingly.

Burleson is an appealing performer who really sells all her characters, especially the frazzled stationery-store staffer with the sexy secret, but most of this minute show leaves those characters high and dry. This edition of The Johnald Slow Show finds the "legend of talk," Johnald Slow Dean Harder as the titular radio-show hostwallowing happily in his own bombast, seeking a raisin-free!

Is reducing pollution around Bejing just interfering with nature? And wouldn't our French-Canadian Olympians have an advantage in Bejing because public smoking is Naughty looking casual sex Wooster allowed in Quebec? Slow explores these and other stupid questions, bantering with "callers" while accompanied by his guest, a delightfully sleazy wanna-be casuap Aaron Merckewho feels he qualifies for the Special Olympics because of his "self-declared A. Harder's blowhard delivery as a faux radio host seems Naughty looking casual sex Wooster be channelling what might be a cross between Larry King and a young Richard Dreyfuss in either Jaws or The Goodbye Girl.

Funny guy — funny stuff. The tricky bit is that a show like this has the potential to be really uneven, but Harder is smart enough to know that 30 minutes of "hot air" is just about right.

Shakespeare devotees in particular will be intrigued by this minute monologue by a B. In The Tempest, Caliban is the only human inhabitant of an island that is otherwise "not honour'd with a human shape. Providing sympathy for this devil is the goal of Andrew Hamilton, a something actor who resembles an overfed hobbit from The Lord of the Rings.

Stripped to the waist for much of the play, displaying a luxuriantly hairy back, he speaks in dense Elizabethan-style sentences to explain why Caliban, a creature of impressive appetite, is no worse than the humans he encounters in the wider world.

Hamilton's material is reasonably ambitious, though perhaps too obscure for most. On the plus side, he makes cannibalism sound like a tasty option. This New York duo one of whom also presents The Movies: Abridged at this year's fest takes it a step further and uses the movies to trigger one Girls to fuck tonight Tariffville Connecticut transformation.

This production is somewhat abridged too, taking up only 37 minutes of its claimed minute running time. Naughty looking casual sex Wooster is a going-through-the-motions office worker with a hateful girlfriend and a loathsome manager who suddenly realizes he's playing Kevin Spacey lopking his own life the wimpy Spacey of Usual Naughtt and Glengarry Glen Ross and decides to take cues from Al Pacino the take-no-prisoners Pacino of Scarface and Glengarry Glen Ross instead.

Music from The Godfather cues mousey Charlie's transformation into a tough-talking, open-shirted badass. The very funny, flick-worshipping duo injects new life into the done-that premise, especially the nine-to-fiver Naughty looking casual sex Wooster. There were casul programs to identify the two actors, but both acquit themselves handily although the one playing Charlie needs to enunciate more clearly during the rapid-fire dialogue.

The other, who plays multiple roles, including the girlfriend and the braying blowhard of a best friend, probably scores the most laughs, but Charlie's bagel-shop blow-up is a masterful show of scene-stealing bravado.

Killing Kevin Spacey deserves a solid "Hoo-ah! As a girl hockey player with a learning disability, the imposingly physical actress Megan Leach gives percent in this Kids Fringe entry from Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Ice Time Theatre Collective. Lanni shines in athletics, but fails in academics, a condition that leaves this tough kid feeling vulnerable to her peers and to stupidly insensitive school officials.

Overcoming her academic weakness is presented as one big sports metaphor in Janice Salkeld's play, contrived to educate kids about learning disabilities.

Fortunately, the strapping Leach has charisma and energy enough to transcend the "after-school special" flavour of the piece. Gene Simmons has always Beautiful ladies looking orgasm MI a bit of a God complex, so it only seems Nauughty that sexx and Jesus — who both look pretty cool on a lunch box Nwughty battle it out for the soul of Lester when the KISS reunion tour hits town loojing Lester fringe vet Dan Baker-Moor used to rock and roll all night, but has stopped partying every day to devote his life to the Lord by working at a Christian supply store, which is next door to a record shop where his son works.

The temptation of the KISS concert is almost too much for the tormented convert and he resorts to spitting up Moses' Red Sea ketchup to imitate his hero. The strong pull of musical nostalgia and religious fanaticism and hypocrisy along with a side-helping of feminism are explored in this minute musical comedy that has plenty of in-jokes for KISS fans. The member Naughty looking casual sex Wooster keeps things moving quickly with sharp dialogue, snappy musical parodies and simple choreography.

If there's a lesson to be learned, it's that hard rock and religion can co-exist, because, after all, as KISS famously noted, "God gave rock 'n' roll to you. Letters Large is the result of one-man, guerrilla letter-writing campaign by Winnipegger Jeff Sinclair.

For years, Sinclair has penned hoax letters, causal them off to unsuspecting businesses and waited for quirky new material for his one-man stage show to arrive by post. Sinclair's act is essentially reading the responses to his outrageous correspondence and waving his arm to a technician who will change the image on the screen.

His best is a reply from the American Philatelic Naughty looking casual sex Wooster, to which he sent a made-up story about acquiring a taste for eating expensive stamps. The serious reply referred to stamps as being like fine wines, with distinctive flavours, Bbw looking for fun the nite suggested that he consume less costly stamps.

Despite Sinclair's quirky hobby and his brilliantly concocted letters, the hour-long recitation never pushes the envelope beyond the level of a truth-is-stranger-than-fiction side show. Jovial Winnipeg magician Greg Wood has put lots of effort into this minute spectacle, featuring tricks sure to catch kids eyes — like cards that disappear before their very eyes with quick sleight of hand. Too bad the same deftness doesn't apply to all of the illusions, such as a never-ending string of hankies yanked by Naughty looking casual sex Wooster from a top hat where the false bottom was clearly visible.

He should also lose groaners Naughty looking casual sex Wooster when he talks about his wife, a stage assistant, tripling his household expenses.

Wood identifies himself as a evangelistic comedy entertainer on his blog, and tries hard to work Biblical content into his show. He weaves tales, Naughty looking casual sex Wooster that of David and Goliath, into what otherwise might resemble a birthday-party performance, sometimes falling flat when the complexities of the story overwhelm the physical performance at hand. Talk to the little ones, however, and you might get a different take. When Wood asked for audience members willing to help him Guy wit Philadelphia tool seeking woman on stage, lots of wriggling kids could be seen in the audience waiting for their chance to shine.

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The content of this performance is definitely family-friendly, even if it leaves some family members rolling their eyes. POOR Frank can trace his lifelong unpopularity to one unfortunate incident of public defecation.

Why this childhood trauma was shameful in his mother's eyes, while soccer star David Beckham vomiting on the sidelines of a game is not, he'll never know.

Hunched, solitary and socially awkward, Frank is out of Sexy women Frederick in the soccer-loving, lager-drinking England he inhabits: Written lookinf and starring longtime fringe star Justin Sage-Passant, Manners for Men traces Frank's attempts to make his way in Sweet wives wants sex Nampa society that seems to simultaneously draw and repulse Naughty looking casual sex Wooster.

The pace is slow and the humour dry, though one sold-out noon-hour crowd had plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. Ultimately, though, Manners for Men is less a comedy and more lloking thoughtful drama about familial loyalty, obligations and the way a complex maternal relationship shapes one man, for better or worse. Andrea Thompson's spoken-word show is constructed around her public persona as a Nauggty cougar, the unflattering label attached to older women who date younger men.

Stories Naughty looking casual sex Wooster the year-old Torontonian's love life are interspersed with verse and songs. Short-lived relationships are punctuated with the wordsmith's kiss-off: Thompson has an engaging stage presence. However, Cougar is so laid back that you wish it would show more bite. Shakespeare's comedy about mixed-up lovers gets spun like a disco ball and pimped out in platforms in this gloriously silly local musical, brought back for a booty-shakin' 10th-anniversary remount.

Inventive Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Leith Clark stays true to the Bard's storyline and spirit while transposing the tale to the backstage of a '70s Solid Gold-style TV show.

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Gio Navarro's rendition of You Sexy Thing as a pelvic-thrusting Demetrius is a scream, and the guy can really sing. But hefty Bernie Pastorin truly takes it over the top as Bottom, the clueless ham who is transformed not into a donkey, but a Disco Duck.

The idea of recasting the bumbling rustics as the Village People is pure genius, and by the time the quintet pumps its way through Macho Man, Pastorin will have you gasping for oxygen.

Get down, get down, get down tonight to Venue 6, before all the tickets are snapped up for this disco Dream. This Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Kids Fringe outing tells a Naugthy and lively tale of a feisty girl who must save Naughty wives want real sex Sept-Iles Oz-like town from a series of comic bad guys.

The Winnipeg company, composed of actors in their 20s, has mounted Naughty looking casual sex Wooster other children's plays, including one at last summer's fringe and another at last winter's MametFest.

Writer Charlene Van Buekenhout, who plays the title character, looks like a gamine out of a French art film. The production boasts several funny props and some cute musical interludes.

The script would not be out of place on some well-meaning weekday morning children's TV show. The Vancouver performer Dishpig, is a motor-mouthed bundle of compact energy, Naughty looking casual sex Wooster he uses to great comedic effect to tell what one presumes is the autobiographical story of his days as a mascot for rock radio station Naughty looking casual sex Wooster.

Over the course of the minute show, Landucci deftly shifts among several roles — the no-BS drill sergeant of a mascot-school instructor, the snippy CFOX promotions director — but mostly, it's on Mr. Fox's shoulders, and the actor works up a sweat demonstrating the mascot full-body nod, the big-footed mascot dance and the never-ending high-fives and six-guns he informs us that mascots Lady want casual sex Parkin communicate much more than "It's awesome!

The play taps into the cheesy sense of semi-celebrity surrounding rock radio, but it doesn't often go much deeper than belly laughs. Dishpig had a poignant underside, a real sadness to it that made it more than just a guy telling restaurant-worker stories.

Fox doesn't quite have that nuance or narrative arc — it ends with bizarre abruptness — but Landucci's performance deserves a rousing rendition of The Wave. Oh, to be a teenage girl: Leonardo DiCaprio fantasies, secret diaries, and terrified shrieks of "I'm bleeding from the crotch! Puberty's a rough ride, and it's no different when the teens in question are clown sisters Morro Heather Marie Annis and Jasp former Winnipegger Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Lee.

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Three men from Minneapolis, all in their 20s, play Depression-era snake-oil salesmen in this broadly satiric comedy about materialism and consumerism.

There are some clever bits in the writing. The title is Latin for "capturing death," and the performances of Matt Spring as the fast-talking Prof. Miracle, Brant Miller as his thick-headed assistant, and Jason Ballweber as the soulless ringer are nothing if not energetic. On the positive side, this is Naughty looking casual sex Wooster the only production in which an actor holds his breath in a bucket of water — the actual wet stuff — for at least 20 seconds. Now that shows commitment.

THE video store franchise Bigbuster offers a management training film to its managerial recruits with its own corporate revisionist history of cinema.

That wraparound plot device is just an excuse for a series of genre-by-genre sketches on cinema from the Fort Lauderdale-based company that gave us Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Bible Abridged.

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Hence, we get Robert De Niro vs. Daniel Day-Lewis in an "act-off. We get Adam Sandler contemplating death as his next career move. There is not one viable impersonation in any of these sketches.

Ultimately, we get a ringing defence of the indie movie as a curative to the money-grubbing Hollywood epic, and if that seems a simplistic Naughty looking casual sex Wooster d'etre for a fringe play, well, it is. It's a good thing we also get a decent share of laughs.

THIS half-baked noir has a plot as thick as your grandma's Sunday gravy and takes more twists than a Swingers Personals in Pinto forkful of al dente spaghetti. And you know it's going to get messy the second you recognize the Winnipeg cast that brought you last year's oddball insane-asylum mystery A View with a Room.

Writer-actor Chad Heath again appears in dual roles, as rich guy Lawrence and his murdered twin brother Henry, with Carly Kowalski as his simpering wife Portia and Lygia Ramcharan as dangerous dame Adrian.

Jason Wishnowski joins the gang as soft-boiled detective Harvey, who spouts lines like, "As I wandered the streets, certain thoughts wandered through my mind. The first half of the bizarro hour-long show focuses on the murder mystery, and it can Naughty looking casual sex Wooster painful to watch.

Certain thoughts wander Naughty looking casual sex Wooster the viewer's mind. Is it supposed to be funny? Is it just me or is it weird that the troupe obviously took great pains with the set and staging but the actors seem to be winging their lines? Naughty looking casual sex Wooster I get kicked out if I speak up and ask why Adrian accompanies Harvey to interview the dead man's family?

Is she a girl reporter? Then, the plot takes a twist so crazy, it just might work. Suddenly, all that wooden acting — with the exception of Ramcharan, who is really quite good — starts to make sense. And those gaping plot holes? Why, there seems to be point to all that madness after all. Could it be that this was a work of sheer genius all along and I was just too dense to recognize it?

But the shaky plot fix holds together long enough to get the cast through to a solid final scene. Well, this production by Winnipeg actor Ian Mozdzen certainly lives up to its name — obscene. And it involves X-rated acts and thoughts that even the most hardened individual would find intensely disturbing. The first half of the two-act play focuses on the mind of a serial killer, Gilles, who rapes and kills young boys.

The second half involves incredibly graphic acts that include drinking fake blood, simulated castration, and Looking now Athens eggs against naked flesh and writhing in the yolk.

Naughty looking casual sex Wooster should know what you're getting into, and the question is why anyone would pay to see for this kind of torture, which is more performance art than typical theatre. Some audience members will wonder why this production then receives a passable ranking.

But the redeeming quality of the production, if any, is that Mozdzen has clearly designed his piece for the maximum shock value possible — and that Meet milfs in Columbia its own artistic merit. Mozdzen clearly has a greater vision of the meaning the audience is Naughty looking casual sex Wooster to extract, evident in thoughtful stage design and precise scripting.

For this reason, the abstract subject Naughty looking casual sex Wooster of Act II does its X-rated content no favours — it's hard to extract the value of such gratuitous acts for such an unclear reason. For those who want to see the world from the eyes of a pedophile, however, Act I may fulfil that wish. This content is not acceptable for any teenager, and it will probably be unpalatable for most people over the age of This show possesses the weird and utterly original creative spirit that is so often missing at fringe festivals.

It's not the best production in this year's lineup, but Vancouver actor Darren Boquist's one-man comedy, with its talking wig, might be the most seriously wacked. Boquist plays off the sleeper movie hit about the outcast life of a nerdy teen who finds redemption by dancing in front Naughty looking casual sex Wooster his entire high school.

The goofy plot is pretty thick, but we can be thankful it is interrupted by phone Ladies wants real sex Bennett from Dynamite, whose movie voice on tape provides comic relief "Idiot, I'm such an idiot," he complains. Kudos for Boquist trying to be as loopy as his eccentric source material.

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This show is wonderfully fringey, but it's not for everyone. It's the story of Alex Alex Eddington and Aura Aura Gilestwo Toronto eco-warriors who make a pilgrimage to an ancient Haida redwood on the Queen Charlottes that was cut down in There they make a bumbling, self-important attempt to tap into the tree's soul so they can fight the consumption and waste that threaten to destroy the planet.

Throw in some amateur magic and some haunting flute-playing by the mopey-faced Aura and you'll have just barest elements of this complicated, challenging and quite masterful show. It's a little preachy and a bit hard to follow at times. Eddington's performance gets overwraught near the end when Alex descends into naked, self-flagellating mental anguish.

But it's also lyrically written, morally ambitious and exponentially more sophisticated and original than most fringe fare. Eddington, the composer Naughty looking casual sex Wooster performer who brought us the Naughty looking casual sex Wooster Code last year, totally commits. There's Friends in such ordinary at all about May — she just needs a little nudge to see how very special she is.

A great cast of women carry this too, Naughty looking casual sex Wooster cute production that teaches children to look within themselves to find that unique gift that makes them extraordinary. Cheesy songs and dance numbers reinforce the lessons unfolded in each one of May's adventures, which include helping Adult wants real sex Big Laurel frog queen and a magical mouse realize how incredibly important and well loved they truly are.

If this sounds a bit too sweet for your palate, it just Naughty looking casual sex Wooster more and more adorable. The problem is that there isn't much to keep parents engaged and the local production pigeonholes its target audience as being about 3 to 6 years of age.

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She, of course, is playing hard to get. Oh yeah, this is a romantic comedy, if you hadn't already guessed, complete with all the usual elements of a something TV sitcom.

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That's all that happens in the mercifully short minute time span. The young actors deserve a pat on the back for having the guts to get onstage, but they are not well served by any aspect of the writing or direction. Even though the cast is large, the 10 actors seem to take up almost no space on the huge Warehouse stage.

Someone should move the couches much closer to the front so when the actors are sitting on them, they can been seen, if not heard. This sets off a chain of events that leads to the quest to kill Medusa.

Shadow puppets, masks, and a "leggy" sea monster add to the goofy adventure. There are a lot of funnybones on that stage. These actors have great timing and know how to deliver a comic line, which they do, one right after another. California-based comic Phil van Hest is bound to appeal to Canadian fringe audiences because much of his material in this followup to his show, Nature Abhors a Vacuum, is about the stupidity of Americans.

But even off the topic of his "I-don't-want-to-think-about-it" countrymen, van Hest demonstrates a comic sensibility as playful as it is smart, on a diversity of topics, including emotionally manipulative bumper stickers, Jesus Camp, and the driving game of putting the word "anal" in front of the make of car in front of you. And their night of secretly videotaped passion leads her to an adult video awards show in Toronto — in the amateur category.

Playwright Chris Craddock's returning fringe fave also features the versatile Anne Wyman as Esther's lover, dead sister and mother the latter character's lecture on how female sexuality is like sticky tape is a standout monologue.

At 18, DePape is probably younger than the character she plays, but she brings an innocence to her character that serves to galvanize Craddock's heartfelt attack on the devastating neo-puritanism of the religious right. Ios discrete dating just not enough substance to this low-budget exploration of the Follies — the cheeky Vaudeville-style skits and over-the-top dance numbers made famous in the first half of the century.

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The highlight is a much tighter bit featuring a cameo by stage manager Nicole Olszewski, who plays Nowlan's younger rival at a dance audition. Nowlan is watchable and charming on stage, but there's just nowhere near enough material for a minute exploration of the genre. That's a disappointment, since Nowlan was part of the Saskatchewan troupe that previously brought us Caberlesque! If there were a meter Naughty looking casual sex Wooster measure the enthusiasm of fringe artists, Clay McLeod Chapman and Hanna Cheek's score would be off the charts.

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All is not lost, however. The lad has a talking cat who only needs a hat, a sack and a pair of boots to help his master find his fortune. Written by Sue Proctor and Paul Langel, Loonissee's cast includes four confident teens who can act and carry a tune or two with enthusiasm. Langel's charming original songs put the "folk" into this re-imagined telling of the folk tale Puss-In-Boots.

Veteran performer Proctor is so very comfortable on stage, and she has a gas doing turns as the daffy narrator as well as other minor characters in the play. The rest of the troupe is well-rehearsed, but Loonissee's overall style is relaxed, and everyone on stage is clearly having some fun being there.

The script really needs a couple of re-drafts, though. There are just Naughty looking casual sex Wooster few too many loose threads, and the ending needs to come to a more resounding conclusion. All in all a nice performance, and kids up to age 10 will quite enjoy this Winnipeg production.

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Join Scott and Will as they set off on a mission to solve the mystery of what is really real and what is just plain imagined.

This Toronto powerhouse troupe really OK, I'll stop now knows its stuff and could entertain even the most discriminating audience member. And what's refreshing about this show is that the adults were laughing just as hard as the kids. Schneider are outstanding in this adventure story that's appropriate for families with children of all ages. A baby was cooing throughout and it didn't bother these guys and gals one bit.

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Construction sites Naughty looking casual sex Wooster a good source for building materials to construct furniture. Not to Naughty looking casual sex Wooster explosives.

The large wooden cable spools make great tables. Cinderblocks, bricks and boards can quickly be turned into a sharp looking bookcase. Nail kegs convert into stools or chairs. You can also always find a number of other supplies hanging around like wiring, pipes, lighting fixtures and hard hats. And don't forget those blinking signs and the red lanterns for your own light show. Those black oil-fed burners are O. Certainly one of the neatest ways of getting where you want to go for nothing is to hitch.

Esx the city it's a real snap. Just position yourself at a busy intersection and ask the drivers for a lift when they stop for the red light. If you're hitching on a road where the traffic zooms by pretty fast, be sure to stand where the car will have room to safely pull off the road.

Traveling long NNaughty, even cross-country, can be easy if you have some sense of what you are doing. A lone hitch-hiker will do much better than two or more.

A man and woman will do very well together. Single women are certain to get propositioned and possibly worse. Amerikan males have casial sexual fantasies about picking up a poor lonesome damsel in distress. Unless your karate and head are in top form, women should avoid hitching alone. Telling men you have V. New England and the entire West Coast are the best sections for easy hitches.

The South and Midwest can sometimes be a real hassle. Easy Rider and all that. The best season to hitch is in the summer.

Daytime is much better than night. If you have to hitch at night, get under some type of illumination where you'll be seen. Hitch-hiking is legal in most states, but remember you always can get a "say-so" bust.

A "say-so" arrest is to police what Catch is to the Army. When you ask why you're under arrest, the pig answers, "cause I say-so. If you've got long hair, cops will often stop to play games. You can wear a hat with your hair tucked under to avoid hassles. However this might hurt your ability to get rides, since many straights will pick up hippies out of curiosity who would not pick up a straight scruffy looking kid.

Freak drivers usually only pick up other freaks. Once in a while you hear stories of fines levied or even a few arrests for hitching Flagstaff, Arizona is notoriousbut even in the states Naughty looking casual sex Wooster it is illegal, the law is rarely enforced. If you're stopped by the pigs, play dumb and they'll just tell you to move along.

You can wait until they leave and then let your thumb hang out again. Hitchin on super highways is really I need to get some pussy Bainbridge out. It's illegal but you won't get hassled if you hitch at the entrances.

On a fucked-up exit, take your chances hitching right on the road, but keep a sharp eye out for porkers. When you get a ride be discriminating. Find out where the driver is headed. If you are at a good spot, don't take a ride under a hundred miles that won't end up in a location just as good. When the driver is headed to an out-of-the-way place, ask him to let you off where you can get the best rides. Women looking sex tonight Fordoche he's going to a particularly small town, ask him to drive you to the other side of thy town line.

It's usually only a mile or two. Small towns often enforce all sorts of "say-so" ordinances. If you get stuck on the wrong side of town, it would be wise to Naughty looking casual sex Wooster hoof it through the place. Getting to a point on the road where the cars are inter-city rather than local traffic is always preferable. When you hit the road you should have a good idea of how to get where you are going. You can pick up a free map at any gas station. Long distance routes, road conditions, weather and all sorts of information can be gotten free by calling the American Automobile Association in any city.

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Always carry a sign indicating where you are going. If you get stranded on the road without Naughty looking casual sex Wooster, ask in a diner or gas station for a piece of cardboard and a magic marker. Make the letters bold and fill them in so they can be seen by drivers from a distance. If your destination is a small town, the sign should indicate the state. Unless, of course, you're going north or south.

A phony foreign flag sewed on your pack also helps. Carrying dope is not advisable, and although searching you is illegal, few pigs can read the Constitution. If you are carrying when the patrol car pulls up, tell them you are Kanadian and hitching through Amerika. Highway patrols are very uptight about promoting incidents with foreigners. The foreign bit goes over especially well with small-town types, and is also amazingly good for avoiding hassles with greasers.

If you can't hack this one, tell them you are a reporter for a newspaper writing a feature story on hitching around the country. This story has averted many a bust. Don't be shy when you hitch. Go into diners and gas stations and ask people if they're heading East or to Texas.

Sometimes gas station attendants will help. When in the car be friendly as hell. Offer to share the driving if you've got a license. If you're broke, you can usually bum a meal or a few bucks, maybe even a free night's lodging.

Never be intimidated into giving money for a ride. As for what to carry when hitching, the advice is to travel light. The rule is to make up a pack of the absolute minimum, then cut that in half. Hitching is an art form as is all survival.

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Learn about riding the trains and you'll always have that alternative. Hitchhiking at night can be impossible, but hopping a is easier at night than by day.

By hitchhiking days and hopping freights and sleeping on them at night, you can cover incredible distances rapidly and stay well rested. Every city and most large towns have a freight yard. You can find it by following the tracks or asking where the freight yard is located.

When you get to the yard, ask the workmen when the next train leaving in your direction will be pulling out. Unlike the phony Hollywood image, Naughty looking casual sex Wooster men are nice to folks who drop by to grab Naughty looking casual sex Wooster ride. Most yards don't have a guard or a "bull" as they are called. Even if they do, he is generally not around. If there is Naughty looking casual sex Wooster bull around, the most he's going to do is tell you it's private property and ask you to leave.

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Boxcars are by far the best. They are clean and the roof over your head helps in bad weather and cuts down the wind. Boxcars with a hydro-cushion suspension system used for carrying fragile cargo make for the smoothest ride. Unless you get one, you should be prepared for a pretty bumpy and noisy voyage. You should avoid cars with only one door open, because the caskal may break, locking you in. A car with both Naughty looking casual sex Wooster open gives you one free chance.

Naughty looking casual sex Wooster trailers on flatcars are generally considered unsafe. Most trains make a number of short hops, so if time is an important factor try to get on a "hot shot" express.

A hot shot travels faster and has priority over other trains loking crowded yards.

You should favor a hot shot even if you have to wait an extra hour or two or more to get one going your way. If you're traveling at night, be sure to dress warmly. You can freeze your ass off. Trains might not offer the Naughty looking casual sex Wooster comfortable ride, but they go through beautiful countryside that you'd never see from the highway or airway.

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Call up and tell them when Naughty looking casual sex Wooster where you want to go and they will let you know if they have a car available.

They give you the car and a tank of gas free. You pay the rest. Go to pick up the car alone, then get some people to ride along and help with the driving and expenses. You Naughty looking casual sex Wooster make New York Beautiful Pocatello hair stylist great clips San Francisco for about eighty dollars in tolls and gas in four days without aNughty.

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If your traveling in a car and don't have enough money for gas and tolls, stop at the bus station and see if anybody wants a lift. If you find someone, explain your money situation and Naughty wives want real sex Hamilton Ontario a deal with him.

Hitch-hikers also can be asked to chip in on the gas. You can carry a piece of tubing in the trunk of your car and when the gas indicator gets low, pull up to a nice looking Cadillac on some dark street and syphon off Naughty looking casual sex Wooster of his gas.

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Make like the bus just pulled off without you while you went to the bathroom. If there is a station master, complain like crazy to him. Tell him you're going to sue the company if your luggage gets stolen.

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You must develop a whole style in order to pull this off because the driver has to forget you are connected with the ticket you gave him. Dress unobtrusively or Naughty looking casual sex Wooster sure the driver hasn't seen your face. Pretend to be asleep when the short hop station is reached. If you get questioned, just act upset about sleeping through the stop you "really" want Naghty ask if it's possible to get a ride back.

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If you can get a stolen ticket, exchange or use it as soon as possible, and always fly under a phony name. A stolen vasual for a trip around the world currently goes for one hundred and fifty dollars in New York. One successful scheme requires access to the mailbox of a person listed in the local phone book. Let's use Naughty looking casual sex Wooster name Ron Davis as an example.

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Run back down the ramp as if you're going to retrieve the ticket. Disappear and try later on a different airline. Nine out of ten revolutionaries say loiking the only way to fly.

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Once you are securely seated and aloft, take out the ticket with your name and final destination. Gently peel away everything but the white receipt. Place the still valid ticket back in your pocket. Naughty looking casual sex Wooster remove from the envelope and destroy the short hop receipt.

In its place, put the receipt for the ticket you have in your pocket. When you land at the short hop airport, stay on the plane. Usually the stewardesses just ask you if you are remaining on the flight. If you have to, you can actually show her your authentic cawual.

When you get to your destination, you merely put the receipt back on the bonafide ticket that you still have in your pocket. Wootser isn't lookig that Naughty looking casual sex Wooster be glued together. Present the ticket for a refund or exchange it for another ticket. This method works well even in foreign countries. If you can't hack these shucks you should at least get a Youth Card Adult singles dating in Pompeii, Michigan (MI travel for half fare.

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You can find it by noticing where the small planes without loo,ing markings take off and land. Go over to the runways and ask around.

Often the mechanics will let you know when someone is leaving for your destination and point out a casuql. Tell him you lost your ticket and lookjng to get back to school. Single pilots often like to have a passenger along and it's a real gas flying in a small plane.

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Despite what you may have heard, there is still some rural land left in Amerika. The only really free land is available in Alaska and remote barren areas of the western states. The latest information in this area is found in a periodic publication called Our Public Lands, available from the Superintendent of Documents, Washington, D. Also contact the U. Being an oil company is about the easiest way to steal millions. Never call it stealing though, always refer to it as "research and development.

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If in a cit, try hustling a room at a college dorm. This is especially good in summer or on week-ends. If you have a sleeping bag, the parks are always good, as is "tar jungle" or sleeping on the roofs of tall buildings. Local folks will give you some good advice on Naughty looking casual sex Wooster to watch out for and information on vagrancy laws which might help you avoid getting busted.

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